If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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