There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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