Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
3 2 1 whiskey
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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