No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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