What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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