yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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