I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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