some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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