he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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