oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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