just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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