He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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