Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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