i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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