Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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