LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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