he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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