i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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