I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
smell my finger.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize