who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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