actually, I'm a sock model
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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