If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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