does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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