He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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