so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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