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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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