i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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