"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I look better un-naked...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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