she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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