He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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