My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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