he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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