that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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