9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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