Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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