I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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