As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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