how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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