There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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