I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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