Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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