So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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