can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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