Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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