we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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