But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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