Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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