He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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