He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize