The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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